Glenda's Wisdom

In regards to this I wish that inexperienced people who decide to get a wild animal could be told a few things straight out. The reason for my list.

1. You have chosen to accept all of the problems and responsibilities that go along with the choice of keeping a wild animal in a captive setting.

2. Realize you may think that your new animal is the most wonderful thing since peanut butter was invented but law enforcement, neighbors, and the general public most likely will not.

3. Realize every action that you do will reflect upon every other person who cares for these animals.

4. It is your animal and you can choose to take the risk of interacting with it up close and personal, but it is unfair to others and puts them at risk to share your animal up close and personal with everybody you meet.

5. You do not train a wild animal; they train you. Although, with proper knowledge and experience you can get some conditioned safety responses.

6. Realize that we live in a human society and at any point in time your animal is a threat or even perceived as a possible threat to humans that you will be in a fight for the animals life.

7. If your animal eats your couch it is still your responsibility.

- If your animal bites you...
- craps on your bed...
- bites a hole in your waterbed...
- rips up your carpet...
- escapes...
- pees everywhere in the house...
- doesn't play well with others...
- keeps you from going on vacation...
- doesn't like your kids, spouse, relatives...
- dents your car...
- kills the neighbor's chickens...
- kills the neighbor's cat...
- kills the neighbor's children...
- eats you out of house and home...
- gets sick and costs you lots of vet bills...
- doesn't mind you...
- doesn't like you...
- bites your private parts thinking it was a chicken neck...
- chews on a shot gun shell because you forgot to put it up...
- runs around the room screaming and shitting...
- is smarter than you...

IT'S STILL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!

I am sure that all of you could add to this list as well. I think it would make an interesting list for all breeders to give to potential new owners. I don't know how any of this will fit in with things but I think all of us adding to this list and giving it as a separate bit of info might be a good thing. I know that I never could have imagined all of the things that my animals have done over the years and a combined list like this would give folks a very real view into the wonderful world of owning wild critter. :)

Glenda L. Ulery, Executive Director
Noah's Exotic Wildlife Shelter

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